THE BUHARI MANIFESTO
“Vote APC or die
Join MB or die
Criticised and be probed
Oppose and be killed.”
Divide and rule
Invade and dispossess
Ambush and attack
Enter and raid
Capture and rape
Adopt, hold in captivity and impregnate
Over power and rape
Capture and behead
Besiege, attack and kill
Waylay and shoot sporadically
Force and convert to Islam
Apart and hate
Deceive and rule
Lie to convince
Pretend and be accepted
Be selective and *cleanse up
Expand and colonise
Dispossess and possess
Seize and own
Kill in Allah’s name and get rewarded with Aljanah
Colonise, assimilate and acculturise
Assimilate and enslave
Promise and cancel
Create famine and convert
Impoverish and under develop
Silence is approval
Thou shall kill, kill and kill!
And let the blood of dogs and baboons flow ceaselessly
All kafirs, no fifle (people)
Only Fulbes and Arabs are fifle
Kwenskwently (consequently), cows get rights, kafirs no rights
All creatures are equal, but cows are more equal than human beings.
And one cow equals five hundred thosond (thousand) dogs and baboons!
Muslims multiply flenty-flenty (plenty-plenty),
Abu nam, Christians finis (become extinct),
Then Muslims take ober (over) Nangeriya (Nigeria)!
Very passionate about all things jihad/sharia,
But very unconcerned about all things Nigeria and Africa.
Give up your land or die
Vote APC or die
Join MB or die
Criticised and be probed
Oppose and be killed
Niger forever, but Nigeria whilst it serves
Keep women in the kitchen, lest they become proud
Keep all the women in the other room or they will grow wings
Take advantage of the poor because they are poor
Gudu losi another beer palour, enugo?
Kill and go
Wickedness has no compassion
Backward ever and forward never
Walahi, this is the doctrine of Muhammadu Buhari!